I received a bobblehead proof last week! However, the sculptor decided to make her eyes and mouth look more "realistic" and returned with a horrifying cross between Warren Beatty and Haley Joel Osment. So I sent it back with the request that the bobblehead actually look like the cartoon character I put on all the pictures. Updates to follow.
I considered posting Martha's Corn Chowder recipe as a joke, but the prepwork is so involved that I'd use up the text limit on this newsbox before the kettle even hit the stove. Seriously, if Martha was building a microchip, she'd start with a solid block of copper ore.
So here's the recipe anyway, for those completists out there.
Oh my goodness what is this? Find out in a few days!
ps: Some of you already know what this thing is, but bear with me - I am trying to do a thing.
The U.S. Congress has decided to address the complicated issue of internet piracy in the manner a chainsaw addresses rosethorns. As several million other websites have already noted, The Senate's "Protect IP Act" and House's "Stop Online Piracy Act" would censor or shut down entire swaths of the internet under vague terms that undermine First Amendment rights.
Click here to contact your senators and explain why you think this may not be the best course of action.
