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February 28|CURRENT Events

2025

December 23|SCARY Tale of New York
November 19|SHILLER Instinct
September 17|NEGATIVE Reinforcement
August 16|SWAMP Meet
June 20|All Creatures GRADY and Small
March 17|YIELD of Dreams
February 22|A GRUDGE Too Far
February 2|Gleaming the CUBICLE
January 18|ABATE Balls of Fire
January 2|UNPACK To The Future

2019

August 5|DATE and Switch
June 29|Concentration SCAMP
April 20|School of Hard TALKS
March 16|Magically PERNICIOUS
February 9|On The TURING Away
January 1|SEA You Next Year: 2018

2018

December 22|Maker UNFAIR
November 17|Shrinking VIOLENT
October 30|Yesterday’s MUSE
October 20|REDHEAD Redemption
March 17|ANTICLIMACTIC Planetary

2017

December 31|SEA You Next Year: 2017
November 18|A Moment of PAWS
October 28|Relevant SKULLS
July 1|SWORD of a Big Deal
June 3|FOUL Ball
March 18|Sequential THWART

2016

December 31|SEA You Next Year
October 8|ARIEL Viewpoints
August 28|MULTIVERSAL Soldier
August 20|CRIB Notes
August 13|RAISIN’ In The Sun
August 6|Spider SENSIBILITY
July 30|FEAR and Balanced
July 16|Surf and TURF WAR
July 9|Many HOPPY Returns
July 2|SLAM I Am
June 25|Trivial Per SUIT
June 18|Pret-a-TELEPORTER
June 11|Dramatic PAWS
June 4|Soldier of MISFORTUNE
May 28|Unresolved TISSUES
May 21|NaCl SANDWICH
May 14|Hand-Eye CONGLOMERATION
April 30|LIME and Punishment
April 23|DOOLITTLE, Too Late
April 16|Hanging CHADS
April 9|OVERBOARD Confessional
April 2|Floral ARRAIGNMENT
March 12|WES End Girls
March 5|TOP of the Charts
February 27|BRASH of Titans
February 20|The First KNAVES Club
February 13|Meet the BEETLES
February 6|FINAL Fantasy
January 30|Virtual PETULANT
January 16|What Dreams May SLUM
January 9|The FANTOMAH Menace
January 2|ANNUAL Transmission

2015

December 26|Burning the Midnight SPOIL
December 19|The Longest YARN
December 12|SUMATRA of Life and Death
November 28|LEFTOVER My Dead Body
November 21|FIXINS to Fight
November 14|The Whole SWORDED Affair
November 7|CRULLER Intentions
October 24|The BLAST Supper
October 10|CUTTLE Buddies
October 3|ANTIPATHY For the Devil
September 26|The KAIJU’S The Limit
September 19|The Kids Are All BLIGHT
September 12|PACK of Lies
September 5|Danger’s a FOOT
August 30|The WRITE Stuff
August 22|Carry a Big SCHTICK
August 15|Expiration DATE
August 8|EMOTE Control
August 1|Chrono RIGGER
July 25|VILLAIN Dollar Baby
July 11|I Second That LOTION
July 4|WHINE Enthusiast
June 27|Father Knows BEAST
June 20|The SOME of All Fears
June 13|March of TIMES
June 7|HEIR LINE Fracture
May 30|Like MOTHERBOARD, Like Daughter
May 23|The SNARK Crystal
May 16|PANTS Like No One’s Watching
May 9|I Know What You KATYDID Last Summer
May 2|Pieces of FLARE
April 6|NUN Adventures
March 14|Puppet STATE

2014

December 25|My Dinner With GOD’S RAY
November 1|Funeral For OFRENDA
July 19|Print: Bottomless Drink
July 12|Print: Reality Television
July 5|Book 3 Cover: A Hero For All Seasons
June 14|Girl FLY Day
June 7|Season of the SWITCH
May 31|The STRAWMAN Cometh
May 24|Family CIRCUITS
May 17|GRAVY’S Anatomy
May 10|Love GETAWAY
May 3|Moon Over MIASMA
April 26|Flags of our FODDER
April 19|VLAD Men
April 12|Macaroni and SIEGE
April 5|MASTERY of Puppets
March 29|Rhapsody in BOOZE
March 22|Mine PEEPER
March 15|TOON Up
March 8|SPECIFIC Rim
March 1|Isn’t it PSIONIC
February 22|Three-Dog NIXON
February 8|Living on AWARE
January 25|Acid SPLASHBACK
January 18|MEDDLE Slug
January 11|Fountain of TRUTH
January 4|The Wizard of PAUSE

2013

December 28|CENTAUR of Balance
December 21|The Blue Screen of DESTINY
December 14|Panic at the BISTRO
December 7|Don’t Fear The PEEPER
November 30|I Heart MACCABEES
November 23|An American RETAIL
November 16|Lovely Rita MIRROR Maid
November 9|Class DISMISSED
November 2|Generation VEX
October 26|The Grass is Always MEANER
October 19|Baby COMEBACK
October 12|Frigid DARE
October 5|BIG in the City
September 28|PIT Crew
September 21|MID-EVIL Times
September 14|ROUTE By The Foot
August 31|Infinite CHEST
August 24|Breaking BAUD
August 17|Wooly BULLIED
August 10|PUTIN Out a Statement
August 3|Hakuna DENTATA
July 27|You Say You Want a DEVOLUTION
July 20|A Whiter Shade of FAIL
July 13|CURTAIN Death
July 6|Robots in DISGUST
June 29|COWL Me Maybe
June 22|PASTURE and Commander
June 15|SPELL You Later
June 8|Lost in HYDRATION
June 1|For the Love of the FAME
May 25|Love in the Time of CALLER ID
May 11|Banana HAVOK
May 4|Hook, Line and DRINKER
April 27|Search and LEISURE
April 20|Devil With the BLUES ADDRESSED
April 13|Nick of TIMING
April 6|The GLIDER House Rules
March 23|SNOWSferatu
March 16|Two Girls, One UP
March 9|LARVA and the Real Girl
March 2|The BLAST Menagerie
February 23|Enemy of the PLATE
February 16|PORTAL Authority
February 9|BEAST Case Scenario
January 26|Formerly Known as PRINTERS
January 19|SCENE Everything
January 12|TEMPORAL Tantrum
January 5|Alcoholics AUTONOMOUS

2012

December 29|I’ll Be DOOM For Christmas
December 15|STALLION For Time
December 8|DECISION Course
December 1|HIP it Good
November 24|Coup de TROT
November 17|War on ERROR
November 3|VOYEUR Than Thou
October 27|Home of the GRAVE
October 20|HUNGOVER Like The Wolf
October 13|DEBATE and Switch
October 6|View to a DILL
September 29|Will and DISGRACE
September 22|My CINNAMONS Exactly
September 15|Plan DINE From Outer Space
September 1|A Whole BLEW World
August 25|Beside The PINT
August 18|My NERD is Bond
August 11|Battlefield: WORTH
August 4|BOYCOTT Meets World
July 28|ANTI Monitor
July 21|Living on Borrowed TIMELINE
July 14|Mortally GINGERED
July 7|LIZARDS of the Coast
June 30|Toad the Wet BLANKET
June 22|SURLY Personal Assistant
June 16|Gears of WARMTH
June 9|PLEAD Dating
June 2|Get a HALF-LIFE
May 26|Train STOPPING
May 19|The Importance of Being FURNISHED
May 12|TRAGIC Mirror
May 5|Hair of the DOG STAR
April 28|FLAPPER Keeper
April 21|SHIP of the Iceberg
April 14|GAYS and Confused
April 7|Passion REPLAY
March 31|DESTRUCTIVE Reasoning
March 24|While My Guitar Gently WEAPONIZES
March 17|POMPEII as You Go
March 10|Electric BUGABOO
March 3|A Contract With FRAUD
February 25|Game of DRONES
February 18|PRECEDENCE Day
February 11|Roman HOWLER Day
February 4|Sister EXTRACT
January 28|Citizens UNINVITED
January 21|A Wing and a PAIR
January 14|The KONG and Short of It
January 7|A Simple CRAYON

2011

December 31|It Was a Very GOO Year
December 24|Chestnuts Roasting on an Open FIREARM
December 18|The TREASON for the Season (Part 2)
December 17|The TREASON for the Season (Part 1)
December 10|Stealing Second SPACE
December 3|Straight From The NORSE’S Mouth
November 26|Potatoes Au ROTTEN
November 19|HERO-Sum Game
November 12|You’ve Lost That LOVECRAFT Feeling
November 5|The CARD Goodbye
October 29|SWAMP and Circumstance
October 22|You Can’t Always Get What You HAUNT
October 15|Baby Got BACKBURNERED
October 8|HITLER Baby, One More Time
October 1|London GALLING
September 24|Please GRAMMAR Don’t Hurt ‘Em
September 10|For the Common HOOD
September 2|Das REBOOT
August 27|QUAKEY Breakey Heart
August 20|TERROR Dactyl
August 13|The TRILL Is Gone
August 5|W For WONDERITA
July 30|Beauty and the BEATDOWN
July 23|The Long CON
July 16|The SPOILS of War
July 9|PICK Your Battles
July 2|When in CHROME
June 25|Cape of Good HOPES
June 18|We Can’t Have Nice RINGS
June 11|Revolutionary WARPED
June 4|Immaculate RECEPTION
May 28|Bullet With Butterfly STINGS
May 21|Evading RAPTURE
May 13|The Most Dangerous NAME
May 7|Every Rose Has its THOR
April 30|Apocalypse MEOW
April 23|Holding Out For a HARROW
April 16|Another MINE Mess
April 9|It’s My Way Or The BROADWAY
April 2|BOOTH or Dare
March 26|SHROOM At The Top
March 18|How Now, LOUD TROU
March 12|What’s Yours is MAYAN
March 5|CENSORY Overload
February 26|QUIZ and Hers
February 19|The Daily TROUBLE
February 12|Burning FRIDGES
February 5|JOKE and Mirrors
January 29|Heaven Can GRATE
January 22|Pie a la MURDER
January 15|Snakes on an ASTRAL Plane
January 8|Lake INFERIOR
January 1|Auld Lang CYANIDE

2010

December 25|CORE Meltdown
December 18|Highway to the MANGER Zone
December 11|Noel, KNOW HELL
December 4|SWEETENED Lowdown
November 27|Off on the Wrong BIGFOOT
November 20|WAND Ambition
November 13|SMUTTIN’ to Talk About
November 6|To Protect and SURF
October 30|SCARY On My Wayward Son
October 23|My MOTHRA The Car
October 16|QUOTE of Arms
October 9|Two Gentlemen Of PIRANHA
October 2|HOLMES Is Where The Heart Is
September 24|It’s a Hard LIGHT
September 18|WONDERITA is the Loneliest Number
September 11|LASHES to Ashes
September 4|TILE By Fire
August 28|Monkey See, Monkey DOOM
August 21|Catherine The FETE
August 14|Mind Your NANNERS
August 7|Book 2 Cover
July 31|The Eyes HABIT
July 24|Act of ROD
July 17|Taken For GRANITE
July 10|Purple REIGN
July 3|Where Angels Fear To THREAD
June 26|RUG of War
June 19|Dewey DECIMATED
June 12|Shock and AWFUL
June 5|Double YOGI
May 31|It’s What’s For SINNERS (part 3)
May 30|It’s What’s For SINNERS (part 2)
May 29|It’s What’s For SINNERS (part 1)
May 22|Third Time’s The HARM
May 15|School’s Out For BUMMER
May 8|Die A MOTHER’S Day
May 1|The Queerest of the MIRROR
April 24|No More Mister Nice GAIA
April 17|Color BINDNESS
April 10|A HARDCOVER Day’s Night
April 3|EASTER Pussycat Kill Kill
March 27|HYDRA in Plain Sight
March 20|Hope CLINGS Eternal
March 13|A BROOM of One’s Own
March 6|COMMUTER End Program
February 27|Message in a BATTLE
February 20|STUCK In Your Head
February 13|Premature EVACUATION
February 6|Cinnamon CHURL
January 30|The CRIMES They Are A-Changin
January 23|Like Mother Like SLAUGHTER
January 16|Of Mice and MENACE
January 9|The BREAST Intentions
January 2|RANG in The New

2009

December 26|KRAMPUS My Style
December 19|Where The TOYS Are
December 12|Your Own PERSONNEL Jesus
December 5|GRAPE Me
November 28|Nick at NIGHTMARE
November 21|INTERVENTION With A Vampire
November 14|The Cheese Stands ATONED
November 7|Fan FRICTION
October 31|A Horse of a Different COLLAR
October 24|Something Borrowed, Something BALLOON
October 17|The LOWLY Bones
October 10|Tangled Up In BREW
October 3|The MOORE The Merrier
September 26|Two PRINCESS
September 19|WORST Person Shooter
September 12|The BARREN STAIN Bears
September 5|Death Takes a HOLLANDAISE
August 29|Tying the NOT
August 22|The Hills Have GUYS
August 15|A SPHINX Says What
August 8|Big WILL Style
August 1|Much ASKEW About Nothing
July 25|On The ROGUES Again
July 18|Don’t QUARRY Be Happy
July 11|Martha’s SIN Yard
July 4|Stuck in the Middle With EULOGY
June 27|Flight of the AGGRIVATOR
June 20|The SHILLS To Pay The Bills
June 13|ARM of One
June 6|MYSTIC By That Much
May 23|Rhythm and SEUSS
May 16|DOOM Goes the Dynamite
May 9|The Art of WORF
May 2|SUBCUTANEOUS Homesick Blues
April 25|Swan FAKE
April 18|All For NAUTICAL
April 11|Not Without My BLOTTER
April 4|A Broken PUMICE
March 28|LED Astray
March 21|Family MATTERS
March 14|Under CHESHIRE
March 7|Mars HEEDS Women
February 28|It’s COPPERING Time
February 21|Apple of My IRE
February 14|Monster MASHUP
February 7|COURTING Favor
January 31|ANIMUS Complex
January 24|Doobie DRUTHERS
January 17|VEEP of Faith
January 10|Hostile FITNESS
January 3|A Modest DISPOSAL

2008

December 27|Burden of ROOF
December 20|SNOWMAN is an Island
December 13|The Dark PSYCH
December 6|BLOC of the Walk
November 29|NOPE Floats
November 22|All’s FAIRY in Love and War
November 15|Diamonds Are WHATEVER
November 8|Lady and the VAMP
November 1|A LINCOLN to the Past
October 25|Perfectly FRANKLIN
October 18|All This And BRAINS Too
October 11|2 Fast 2 INJURIOUS
October 4|MISSILE While You Work
September 27|One More DEITY
September 20|Once NIPPON a Time
September 13|DREAD of the Class
September 6|ELECTORAL Dysfunction
August 30|The Time Traveler’s STRIFE
August 23|The Da Vinci LOAD
August 16|IRAN For The Gold
August 9|The BITTER End
August 2|SHARK The Herald Angels Sing
July 26|LITTLE Me This
July 19|MOM’s the Word
July 12|POULTRY Position
July 5|A BLITZKRIEG of Their Own
June 28|Balance of FLOWER
June 21|SATAN on the Dock of the Bay
June 14|The Beast With NO BACKSIES
June 7|What Would DOOBY DOOBY Do
May 31|Bad to the CLONE
May 24|A SIGNAGE of the Times
May 17|ASP Hat
May 10|BALLOONER Landing
May 3|BRASSY Dame
April 26|POWER Couple
April 19|GORILLA Sky
April 12|EYRE Apparent
April 5|SPIRRAL Marketing
March 29|Big Trouble In REGULAR China
March 15|CLOVER and Over Again
March 8|It’s Hard Out There For a BLIMP
March 1|BOTTLE of the Planets
February 23|SLOGAN’S Heroes
February 16|Yoko OH NO
February 9|Old FLAMES
February 2|I Like Big REBUTTALS
January 26|Beware The Ides of ARCH
January 19|Your Tax Dollars At JERK
January 12|FAIRY The Hatchet
January 6|Scenes From A MAUL
January 5|GEEKret Wars

2007

December 29|Baby New FEAR
December 22|A Christmas PERIL
December 15|TUMOR Has It
December 8|The EMBROILED Tannenbaums
December 1|Dark ANGLE
November 24|Turkey With All The NIXONS
November 17|MELANIN COLLEAGUE And The Infinite Sadness
November 10|DJINN There Done That
November 3|The LASS Crusade
October 27|An American Werewolf in AMERICA
October 20|Son of a BIT
October 13|The WRONG Arm Of The Law
October 6|Gator AID
September 29|For Whom The CELL Tolls
September 22|The REICH Stuff
September 15|99 LuftWAFFEballons
September 8|GODHEAD of the House
September 1|LIPTON Ain’t Easy
August 25|Planet Of The JAPES
August 18|The Fabulous BAKER STREET Boy
August 11|ITTY BITTY Bang Bang
August 4|How Much Is That INDIGNITY In The Window
July 28|Chicken Of The SEAMEN
July 21|LACK Magic Woman
July 14|ROLL Reversal
July 7|Hardware CONFLICT
June 30|FJORD Escape
June 23|Trading BRACES
June 16|The DEATH of Wonderella
June 9|ETHEREAL Girl
June 2|OUTRAGEOUS Fortune
May 26|The Curse of PLUNDERELLA
May 19|BITTERSWEET Victory
May 12|Paperback RIGHTER
May 5|Graduated KILLinders
April 28|Lucas With the MITTS Off
April 21|Back in BLACK
April 14|Shark and Shark ALIKE
April 7|Mostly ARMLESS
March 31|Goodness Gracious, CRETACEOUS!
March 24|Springtime For HITLERELLA
March 17|Shamrock SHAKE-UP
March 10|Daylight Savings CRIME
March 3|PALE to the Queen
February 24|Merchant of MENACE
February 17|BURNING Love
February 10|MOTHER Ella
February 3|VICTORIAN Secret
January 27|Everybody in the Club Gettin GYPSY
January 20|Show Us Your WIINESS
January 13|Gorillas in the PISSED
January 6|Various-Aged Regular NINJA Persons

2006

December 30|Animal HARM
December 25|Jesus Christ, SUPER HERO (part 2)
December 23|Jesus Christ, SUPER HERO
December 16|FAE To Black
December 9|SIN Derella
December 1|The TEARS of a Clown
November 25|The PRICE of Patriotism
November 18|Answer Unclear, Ask Again MURDER
November 11|Guess Who’s Coming To DINNER
November 4|Bound For VENGEANCE
October 28|The Rain In Spain Stays Mainly In the BRAINS.
October 21|In the Cold Kentucky REIGN OF BLOOD
October 14|Enter the DRAGON SLAYER
October 7|The 500 BEARable Lightness of Being
September 30|A Flash of DESPAIR
September 23|Lucy in the Sky with GENOCIDE
September 16|The Killing YOLK
September 15|Believe it or NAZI
September 14|The COST of the Dollar Menu
September 13|Birdhouse IN YOUR SOUL
September 12|Cape FEAR
September 9|The TORMENT of a Thousand Yesterdays