The Non-Adventures of Wonderella

Nobody really knows what Thanksgiving is about anymore, but we can all agree Black Friday is clearly about shameless, pandering commercialism. That's why I'll be doing a Black Friday Sale at my E-store for the first time ever. I can't yet reveal what will be on sale because I didn't really think about it til just now, but it probably won't be a generic flatscreen TV that breaks right away, so there's something to look forward to.